THINK WITH YOUR S/S TEE

Forget fancy wine glasses and swirling techniques, this is canine connoisseurship at its finest. The text "Think with your Weiner Dog" is a hilarious reminder that sometimes, the most refined taste buds come in the smallest, sausage-shaped packages.

Disclaimer: While impressive, this maneuver may lead to a) spilled beer, b) confused bartenders, and c) a very tipsy wiener dog. We highly recommend against all three.