SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL S/S TEE

This bad boy features a majestic bald eagle on the back, clutching the stars and stripes… but hold on, what's that in his talons? That's right, folks, a frosty beverage and its trusty funnel companion. This eagle clearly knows how to get things done… efficiently.

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive use of phrases like "back in my day" and unsolicited lectures about the good ol' USA.