SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED S/S TEE

Some menus feed your stomach...

This one feeds your bad decisions.

There's a sacred Southern tradition that begins sometime after midnight...

The bars close.

Someone says, "Y'all hungry?"

Nobody has a plan.

Everybody somehow ends up under fluorescent lights ordering food they absolutely don't need.

One hashbrown order later...

Scattered.

Smothered.

And... well... you know the rest.

This shirt is a tribute to every legendary late-night food run, every booth full of your best friends, and every meal that somehow tasted like a five-star steak after a long night out.

Pairs perfectly with:

One "I'll only have a couple."

Four more than planned.

Hashbrowns with everything.

A group chat trying to figure out who drove.

Coffee you absolutely don't need but order anyway.

May cause:

• Random cravings after midnight.

• Calling hashbrowns a complete meal.

• Debating whether breakfast food counts as dinner.

• Saying, "Let's split a waffle..." and immediately ordering your own.

• Becoming a regular at the only place still open.

Because nothing good happens after midnight...

Except this.

Pardy Hardy's 2 AM Special.