Who needs skill when you've got beers? This tee is for the pros who play pool like they drink—one shot at a time and mostly by accident. Grab your cue, take your shot, and don't worry if you miss... it's just another excuse for another beer.
Disclaimer: Pardy Hardy is not responsible for any broken cues, questionable shots, or the sudden belief that you're a pool champion after one too many drinks. Wear at your own risk-your aim may be worse than your decision-making.