PACK THAT S/S TEE

This party animal is packing more than just a stubborn attitude, it's carrying the good times on its back (literally).  Forget Uber Eats, this is "Donkey Delivery" at its finest. So grab a cold one, crank up the tunes, and let everyone know: "This party ain't gonna start until this ass is packed!"

Disclaimer: Donkeys are not meant for transporting beer kegs (or questionable life choices), and professional keg delivery services exist for a reason. We hold no liability for spontaneous donkey mosh pits, impromptu beer pong tournaments, or the sudden urge to challenge strangers to a staring contest while yelling "ain't nobody got time for that!"