PACK THAT II S/S TEE

Every foursome has one.

The guy who can't hit a fairway.

The guy who swears he "used to be scratch."

The guy who loses six balls before the turn.

And then...

The real MVP.

The one hauling the cold ones.

Meet the hardest-working ass on the golf course.

Loaded down with clubs, a cooler full of ice-cold refreshments, and enough supplies to survive all 18 holes, this four-legged caddie knows what really matters:

Nobody remembers your score...

But everybody remembers the guy who packed the beer.

Course essentials:

Cooler packed.

Clubs loaded.

Ice topped off.

One dependable ass.

May cause:

• Becoming the beverage manager for the entire foursome.

• Offering "swing advice" after every sip.

• Taking more cooler breaks than golf swings.

• Saying, "Let's just play one more hole..." six times.

• Nominating the mule for Golfer of the Year.

Because birdies come and go...

But a fully stocked cooler is forever.

Pack That Ass Up.

Pardy Hardy.