OCTO FIST S/S TEE

Forget hands, this cephalopod mastermind has eight tentacles and a party plan: a beer funnel for efficiency, a frosty beverage for refreshment (or dehydration?), a whole pitcher to share (with slightly confused fish friends), and the grand finale - a whole keg casually chilling in another tentacle. Talk about a party foul...or the ultimate party favor?

Disclaimer: This shirt does not endorse encouraging octopuses to throw wild bashes. We also take no responsibility for any aquariums experiencing a sudden influx of beer funnels or a mysterious keg shortage