MAN`S BEST DESIGNATED DRIVER S/S TEE

Because somebody's gotta get y'all home.

Every hunting trip starts the same...

The truck gets muddy.

The birds start flying.

The cooler starts getting lighter.

And before long, there's only one member of the crew making responsible decisions...

The dog.

He's loyal.

He's dependable.

He always knows the way back to camp.

And unlike the rest of the hunting party...

He hasn't touched a single cold one.

While the boys are arguing about whose shot actually dropped the mallard, your four-legged chauffeur is already behind the wheel, patiently waiting to haul everybody home.

Who's a good boy?

The designated driver.

Job description:

Retrieve the ducks.

Drive the truck.

Keep the hunters out of trouble.

Accept payment in beef jerky and belly rubs.

May cause:

• Telling your buddies, "Let the dog drive."

• Riding shotgun while your retriever handles business.

• Calling your dog the most responsible member of the group.

• Extra treats after making it back to camp safely.

Because every hunt needs...

A good dog.

A muddy truck.

And someone sober enough to find the camp.

Pardy Hardy.