This shirt (not the funnel, please don't chug directly from the shirt) tells the world you're here for good times and efficient beverage consumption. No more fumbling with tiny glass openings - let the party flow freely (responsibly, of course).
Disclaimer: While this shirt may make you a champion pardy animal, it does not come pre-loaded with actual beer funnels. We recommend responsible funneling techniques and avoiding the urge to recreate college-era glory (your liver will thank you).