They said it couldn't be done. Man vs. Myth. Civilization vs. Pouch. But here we are, with proof: a boxer and a kangaroo, ready to rumble in the most epic throwdown since...well, ever! This shirt breaks the first rule (and probably all the others) of Fight Club, but who cares about rules when you've got a kangaroo throwing haymakers?
Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt does not grant the ability to box kangaroos. We recommend professional training (and maybe some shin guards) for any attempted rematches with marsupial pugilists.