ALL A BORG S/S TEE

Raise your gallon jugs and toast to the glory days! This tee celebrates the wild, unforgettable chaos of college party life with a cheeky illustration of a girl living her best borg life. Whether you called it hydration innovation or "just another Tuesday," this design is a nostalgic nod to those nights when the ratio of water to vodka was as questionable as your 8 a.m. attendance record.

Stay hydrated. Stay legendary. Pardy Hardy.

Disclaimer: This shirt does not come with a gallon jug, questionable life choices, or the ability to function on three hours of sleep. Wear responsibly—preferably with actual water this time.