The pardy doesn't end at last call—it just moves to the late-night spot. This tee is a tribute to that glorious 2AM tradition: questionable choices, smothered hashbrowns, and the best stories you'll never fully remember. Wear it, relive it, and always tip your waitress.
Disclaimer: This shirt will not help you remember what happened last night, find your lost debit card, or explain why you woke up with a Waffle House receipt in your pocket.
Wear responsibly.