{"product_id":"scattered-and-smothered-s-s-tee","title":"SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome menus feed your stomach...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis one feeds your bad decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThere's a sacred Southern tradition that begins sometime after midnight...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe bars close.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSomeone says, \u003cb\u003e\"Y'all hungry?\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNobody has a plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eEverybody somehow ends up under fluorescent lights ordering food they absolutely don't need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eOne hashbrown order later...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eScattered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSmothered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd... well... you know the rest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis shirt is a tribute to every legendary late-night food run, every booth full of your best friends, and every meal that somehow tasted like a five-star steak after a long night out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePairs perfectly with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eOne \"I'll only have a couple.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFour more than planned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHashbrowns with everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eA group chat trying to figure out who drove.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCoffee you absolutely don't need but order anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Random cravings after midnight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Calling hashbrowns a complete meal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Debating whether breakfast food counts as dinner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Saying, \u003ci\u003e\"Let's split a waffle...\"\u003c\/i\u003e and immediately ordering your own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Becoming a regular at the only place still open.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause nothing good happens after midnight...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eExcept this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy's 2 AM Special.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"JEAN \/ S","offer_id":58180818764079,"sku":"10606459","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"JEAN \/ M","offer_id":58180818796847,"sku":"10606460","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"JEAN \/ L","offer_id":58180818829615,"sku":"10606461","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"JEAN \/ XL","offer_id":58180818862383,"sku":"10606462","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"JEAN \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180818895151,"sku":"10606463","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"JEAN \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180818927919,"sku":"10606464","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/ScatteredandSmotheredBack.png?v=1784059349","url":"https:\/\/pardyhardy.com\/products\/scattered-and-smothered-s-s-tee","provider":"Pardy Hardy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}