{"title":"New Arrivals","description":"\u003cp\u003ePardy Hardy - Check out our new arrivals in party graphic shirts and apparel! Fresh, fun designs to elevate your style for any occasion. Be the first to shop the latest trends!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"all-a-borg-s-s-tee","title":"ALL A BORG S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003eRaise your gallon jugs and toast to the glory days! This tee celebrates the wild, unforgettable chaos of college party life with a cheeky illustration of a girl living her best \u003cem\u003eborg\u003c\/em\u003e life. Whether you called it hydration innovation or \"just another Tuesday,\" this design is a nostalgic nod to those nights when the ratio of water to vodka was as questionable as your 8 a.m. attendance record.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay hydrated. Stay legendary. Pardy Hardy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: This shirt does not come with a gallon jug, questionable life choices, or the ability to function on three hours of sleep. Wear responsibly—preferably with actual water this time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"ICY \/ S","offer_id":50767281324335,"sku":"10562319","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ M","offer_id":50767281357103,"sku":"10562320","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ L","offer_id":50767281389871,"sku":"10562321","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ XL","offer_id":50767281422639,"sku":"10562322","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ 2XL","offer_id":50767281455407,"sku":"10562323","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ 3XL","offer_id":50767281488175,"sku":"10562324","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/allaborg.png?v=1733155660"},{"product_id":"beer-hunting-season-s-s-tee","title":"BEER HUNTING SEASON S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen the hunt takes an unexpected twist, you end up with a prize like this! Featuring two guys who set out for the great outdoors but came back with a beer can strapped to the car instead of the usual game, this tee captures a different kind of hunting success. Call it a unique trophy that’s always in season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the party-loving outdoorsman or anyone who’s ever gotten \u003cem\u003edistracted\u003c\/em\u003e on a mission, this design is all about good times and even better stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAim high, stay thirsty, and always Pardy Hardy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: No animals were harmed, but a six-pack didn’t make it home. Wear this shirt responsibly—side effects may include bursts of laughter and confused game wardens\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"SILK\/GREEN \/ S","offer_id":50767290958127,"sku":"10562325","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SILK\/GREEN \/ M","offer_id":50767290990895,"sku":"10562326","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SILK\/GREEN \/ L","offer_id":50767291023663,"sku":"10562327","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SILK\/GREEN \/ XL","offer_id":50767291056431,"sku":"10562328","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SILK\/GREEN \/ 2XL","offer_id":50767291089199,"sku":"10562329","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SILK\/GREEN \/ 3XL","offer_id":50767291121967,"sku":"10562330","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/beerhuntingseasonback.png?v=1733156429"},{"product_id":"neon-mallard-s-s-tee","title":"NEON MALLARD S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003eQuack up the party with this bold neon mallard design that brings the wetlands straight to the nightlife! Whether you're hunting good times or just chasing the glow, this shirt is for the ducks who know how to light up a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for late nights, bright lights, and anyone who knows that even a mallard can get wild. Shine bright, stay fly, and always Pardy Hardy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer\u003cstrong\u003e:\u003c\/strong\u003e No ducks were harmed, over-glowed, or invited to questionable afterparties in the making of this shirt. Wear it loud, but leave the quacking to the pros.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"SMOKE \/ S","offer_id":50767425241391,"sku":"10562349","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SMOKE \/ M","offer_id":50767425274159,"sku":"10562350","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SMOKE \/ L","offer_id":50767425306927,"sku":"10562351","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SMOKE \/ XL","offer_id":50767425339695,"sku":"10562352","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SMOKE \/ 2XL","offer_id":50767425372463,"sku":"10562353","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SMOKE \/ 3XL","offer_id":50767425405231,"sku":"10562354","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/neonmallardback.png?v=1733161913"},{"product_id":"you-can-chug-it-s-s-tee","title":"YOU CAN CHUG IT S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003eChannel your inner Waterboy with this tee, because why hydrate when you can \u003cem\u003ecelebrate\u003c\/em\u003e? For those who live life with the same intensity as Bobby Boucher on game day, this shirt is your ultimate playbook. Whether you’re tackling the party or just looking to dominate the drink game, this one’s for the true champions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, grab your funnel, get in the zone, and remember—when it comes to hydration, you can \u003cem\u003echug it\u003c\/em\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: This shirt does not grant you the ability to drink like Bobby Boucher or tackle like a linebacker. If you try to hydrate like him, expect a hangover, a bad reputation, and maybe a few “are you okay?” texts. Drink at your own risk—chugging is not a sport.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"ICY \/ S","offer_id":50767472853295,"sku":"10562361","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"ICY \/ M","offer_id":50767472886063,"sku":"10562362","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"ICY \/ L","offer_id":50767472918831,"sku":"10562363","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"ICY \/ XL","offer_id":50767472951599,"sku":"10562364","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"ICY \/ 2XL","offer_id":50767472984367,"sku":"10562365","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"ICY \/ 3XL","offer_id":50767473017135,"sku":"10562366","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/youcanchugitback.png?v=1733164097"},{"product_id":"pardy-duck-l-s-tee","title":"PARDY DUCK L\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis ain't your grandma's duck on a pond. 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mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe bars close.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSomeone says, \u003cb\u003e\"Y'all hungry?\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNobody has a plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eEverybody somehow ends up under fluorescent lights ordering food they absolutely don't need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; 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font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd... well... you know the rest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis shirt is a tribute to every legendary late-night food run, every booth full of your best friends, and every meal that somehow tasted like a five-star steak after a long night out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePairs perfectly with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; 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mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLife's better around a boil pot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhether you're peeling crawfish, flipping burgers, tossing bags, or posted up next to the cooler telling stories that somehow get better every year, these are the shorts built for every Southern weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCovered in an all-over print featuring crawfish, sweet corn, cold drinks, and everything that belongs at a proper backyard boil, these performance volley shorts are made for the guy who's always the last one to leave the party.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWith a lightweight performance shell and an ultra-comfortable built-in liner, they're ready for whatever the day throws at you—from the boat to the beach, the golf course to the backyard, and everywhere in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLightweight, quick-drying performance fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBuilt-in breathable performance liner for all-day comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePerfect length for maximum comfort and mobility\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFour-way stretch made for boating, grilling, golfing, and partying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eDesigned to keep up from the first cold one to the last cornhole game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBackyard crawfish boils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSummer cookouts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eDays on the boat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eGolf trips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBeach weekends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eTailgates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Being asked to stir the boil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Accidentally eating five pounds of crawfish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Entering every cornhole tournament you see.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Staying \"just one more hour\" until midnight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Friends asking where you got your shorts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause around here...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe drinks stay cold.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe crawfish stay spicy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd the good times never boil over.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ S","offer_id":58180858773807,"sku":"10606712","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ M","offer_id":58180858806575,"sku":"10606713","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ L","offer_id":58180858839343,"sku":"10606714","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ XL","offer_id":58180858872111,"sku":"10606715","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ XXL","offer_id":58180858904879,"sku":"10606716","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/BackyardBoilVolleyShortFront.png?v=1784058920"},{"product_id":"bigfoot-beer-pong-lined-volley-short","title":"BIGFOOT BEER PONG LINED VOLLEY SHORT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe official shorts of backyard legends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome people think Bigfoot is just a myth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWe know better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe's the guy running the beer pong table all afternoon, disappearing before cleanup, and somehow becoming the story everyone tells for the next year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThese performance volley shorts celebrate America's most elusive party animal with an all-over Bigfoot beer pong print that's guaranteed to start conversations before the first cup is even racked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBuilt with lightweight, quick-drying fabric and a built-in performance liner, they're made for long weekends, backyard tournaments, lake days, beach trips, and every legendary summer party in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLightweight, quick-drying performance fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBuilt-in breathable performance liner for all-day comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFour-way stretch for maximum movement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMade for everything from backyard games to boat days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePatriotic waistband built for all-American good times\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBeer pong tournaments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFourth of July cookouts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLake weekends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBeach vacations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eTailgates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBackyard parties that somehow last all day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Becoming everyone's first beer pong pick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Hearing, \u003ci\u003e\"Rack 'em up!\"\u003c\/i\u003e every five minutes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Random strangers asking where you got your shorts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Accidentally staying until the sun comes up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• People swearing they just saw Bigfoot...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e...standing at the end of the beer pong table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eEvery party has a legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome just leave bigger footprints than others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhen the cups are out... the Squatch comes out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"BLACK \/ S","offer_id":58180876566831,"sku":"10606707","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ M","offer_id":58180876599599,"sku":"10606708","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ L","offer_id":58180876632367,"sku":"10606709","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XL","offer_id":58180876665135,"sku":"10606710","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"BLACK \/ XXL","offer_id":58180876697903,"sku":"10606711","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/BigfootBeerpongVolleyShortFront.png?v=1784059044"},{"product_id":"2am-special-lined-volley-short","title":"2AM SPECIAL LINED VOLLEY SHORT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe official uniform of bad decisions and great breakfasts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eEvery legendary night ends the same way...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSomeone looks around and says,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\"Y'all hungry?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFive minutes later, the whole crew is piling into one truck, arguing over whose idea it was, headed straight for the only place in town where breakfast is served with a side of life advice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThese performance volley shorts celebrate that sacred Southern tradition. Covered in an all-over print featuring iconic late-night diner favorites—from stacked hashbrowns and neon signs to jukeboxes and moonlit drives—they're built for the guys who know the party isn't over until somebody orders breakfast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWith lightweight performance fabric and a built-in performance liner, they're ready for golf rounds, lake weekends, backyard cookouts, and those unforgettable nights that somehow end with syrup on your shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLightweight, quick-drying performance fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBuilt-in breathable performance liner for all-day comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFour-way stretch for golf, grilling, and late-night adventures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eComfortable enough for sunrise... even if you never made it to bed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eDesigned for every stop before—and after—the party\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLate-night food runs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBackyard parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBeach weekends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCharity golf scrambles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLake days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBreakfast after midnight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Ordering hashbrowns \"all the way.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Saying, \u003ci\u003e\"One more stop...\"\u003c\/i\u003e at 1:58 AM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Turning a quick bite into a two-hour storytelling session.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Accidentally becoming best friends with the waitress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Waking up wondering how breakfast became the best part of the night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"3\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause the bars eventually close...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBut the diner never lets you down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"NAVY \/ S","offer_id":58180877353263,"sku":"10606702","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY \/ M","offer_id":58180877386031,"sku":"10606703","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY \/ L","offer_id":58180877418799,"sku":"10606704","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY \/ XL","offer_id":58180877451567,"sku":"10606705","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY \/ XXL","offer_id":58180877484335,"sku":"10606706","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/2amSpecialVolleyShortFront.png?v=1784059080"},{"product_id":"that-dog-don-t-hunt-s-s-tee","title":"THAT DOG DON`T HUNT S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eI never said I was that kind of retriever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome dogs live to chase ducks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome dogs live to retrieve birds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMe?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eI'm more interested in retrieving the cooler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhile everybody else is worried about decoys, calling shots, and limits...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eI'm making sure the beverages don't get lonely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome folks might say...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\"That dog don't hunt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThey're absolutely right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe grills.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe naps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe rides in the truck with his head out the window.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd he's first in line when somebody says,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\"Y'all ready for a cold one?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNow \u003ci\u003ethat's\u003c\/i\u003e a job worth doing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCertified good boy responsibilities:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCooler quality control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eRiding shotgun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSupervising the grill.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMandatory afternoon naps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAccepting unlimited belly rubs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Refusing to leave camp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Becoming everyone's favorite hunting buddy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Chasing absolutely zero ducks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Emptying the cooler faster than expected.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Being called a \"good boy\" approximately 847 times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNot every dog was born to hunt...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome were born to \u003cb\u003ePardy Hardy.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ S","offer_id":58180880728367,"sku":"10606465","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ M","offer_id":58180880761135,"sku":"10606466","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ L","offer_id":58180880793903,"sku":"10606467","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ XL","offer_id":58180880826671,"sku":"10606468","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180880859439,"sku":"10606469","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WASHED\/BLUE \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180880892207,"sku":"10606470","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/ThatDogDon_tBack.png?v=1784059317"},{"product_id":"sip-it-rip-it-s-s-tee","title":"SIP IT RIP IT S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eGrip it. Rip it. Sip it. Repeat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome golfers spend hours studying swing planes, counting calories, and stretching before every round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThen there's \u003cb\u003eJohn Daly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eA legend who proved you don't have to look like a tour pro to absolutely launch a golf ball into another zip code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis tee is a salute to golf's most unforgettable outlaw—the guy who showed up exactly as himself, hit absolute missiles off the tee, and reminded everyone that golf is supposed to be fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNo dress code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNo swing coach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNo problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eJust grab a cold one, tee it high, and let the big dog eat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCourse essentials:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eOne cold beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eUnshakable confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eA swing that's 110% commitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eA scorecard you'll stop looking at after Hole 4.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Swinging harder after every sip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Calling every drive \"absolutely smoked.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Buying a sleeve of balls knowing full well they're not making it to the back nine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Telling your buddies, \"Distance has never been the problem.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Becoming everyone's favorite person in the foursome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause life's too short to lay up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSip it. Rip it. Pardy Hardy.\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"WHITE \/ S","offer_id":58180887052591,"sku":"10606441","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ M","offer_id":58180887085359,"sku":"10606442","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ L","offer_id":58180887118127,"sku":"10606443","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ XL","offer_id":58180887150895,"sku":"10606444","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180887183663,"sku":"10606445","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180887216431,"sku":"10606446","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/JohnDalyBack.png?v=1784059439"},{"product_id":"hulkamaniac-s-s-tee","title":"HULKAMANIAC S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWHATCHA GONNA DO... WHEN PARDY HARDY RUNS WILD ON YOU?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThere are party shirts...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd then there are \u003cb\u003e24-inch pythons, ripped sleeves, and absolutely unreasonable confidence\u003c\/b\u003e party shirts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis design is a tribute to one of the greatest legends to ever body slam an opponent and convince an entire generation that ripping your shirt off was a completely normal way to enter a room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBrother, this tee wasn't made for quietly sipping a light beer in the corner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eIt was made for kicking open the tailgate, shotgunning a cold one, and turning the backyard into the main event.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eTraining regimen includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eTwelve-ounce curls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eChicken wings for protein.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHydration... technically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFlexing every time someone asks who brought the cooler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCutting dramatic speeches that nobody asked for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Pointing at yourself in every group photo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Calling your friends \"Brother.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Flexing before every game of beer pong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Believing you can bench press the cooler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• An uncontrollable urge to rip your sleeves off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eRemember...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eIt's not about winning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eIt's about making the loudest entrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe crowd is waiting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy is ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eLET'S GET READY TO PARRRRDYYYYY!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003e 🍻💪\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"NATURAL \/ S","offer_id":58180899307823,"sku":"10606435","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NATURAL \/ M","offer_id":58180899340591,"sku":"10606436","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NATURAL \/ L","offer_id":58180899373359,"sku":"10606437","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NATURAL \/ XL","offer_id":58180899406127,"sku":"10606438","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NATURAL \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180899438895,"sku":"10606439","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NATURAL \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180899471663,"sku":"10606440","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/HulkamaniaBack.png?v=1784059454"},{"product_id":"pack-that-ii-s-s-tee","title":"PACK THAT II S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eEvery foursome has one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe guy who can't hit a fairway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe guy who swears he \"used to be scratch.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe guy who loses six balls before the turn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd then...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe real MVP.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe one hauling the cold ones.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMeet the hardest-working ass on the golf course.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLoaded down with clubs, a cooler full of ice-cold refreshments, and enough supplies to survive all 18 holes, this four-legged caddie knows what really matters:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eNobody remembers your score...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBut everybody remembers the guy who packed the beer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCourse essentials:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCooler packed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eClubs loaded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eIce topped off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eOne dependable ass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Becoming the beverage manager for the entire foursome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Offering \"swing advice\" after every sip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Taking more cooler breaks than golf swings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Saying, \"Let's just play one more hole...\" six times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Nominating the mule for Golfer of the Year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause birdies come and go...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBut a fully stocked cooler is forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePack That Ass Up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"GLACIER\/GREY \/ S","offer_id":58180905468207,"sku":"10606453","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GLACIER\/GREY \/ M","offer_id":58180905500975,"sku":"10606454","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GLACIER\/GREY \/ L","offer_id":58180905533743,"sku":"10606455","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GLACIER\/GREY \/ XL","offer_id":58180905566511,"sku":"10606456","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GLACIER\/GREY \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180905599279,"sku":"10606457","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GLACIER\/GREY \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180905632047,"sku":"10606458","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/PackThatAssBack.png?v=1784059357"},{"product_id":"bigfoot-beer-pong-s-s-tee","title":"BIGFOOT BEER PONG S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eWe've finally found him... and he's absolutely filthy at beer pong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eForget blurry forest photos—Bigfoot has been hiding behind the folding table, draining cups and embarrassing entire fraternities one shot at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eRocking an American flag tank, sunglasses, and the confidence of a creature who's never lost a backyard tournament, this legend lives by one simple rule:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eWhen the cups are out... the Squatch comes out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003ePerfect for tailgates, lake weekends, Fourth of July parties, camping trips, and any occasion where someone inevitably says, \u003ci\u003e\"Run it back.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e Wearing this shirt may result in:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eBeing asked to captain the beer pong team. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eRandom strangers yelling \"SQUATCH!\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eUnsolicited high-fives. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003ePeople blaming the shirt when you can't miss. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eBecause legends aren't discovered...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThey're invited to the party.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"ICY \/ S","offer_id":58180905173295,"sku":"10606417","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ M","offer_id":58180905206063,"sku":"10606418","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ L","offer_id":58180905238831,"sku":"10606419","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ XL","offer_id":58180905271599,"sku":"10606420","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180905304367,"sku":"10606421","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICY \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180905337135,"sku":"10606422","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/BigfootPongBack.png?v=1784059622"},{"product_id":"man-s-best-designated-driver-s-s-tee","title":"MAN`S BEST DESIGNATED DRIVER S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause somebody's gotta get y'all home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eEvery hunting trip starts the same...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe truck gets muddy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe birds start flying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe cooler starts getting lighter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd before long, there's only one member of the crew making responsible decisions...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe's loyal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe's dependable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe always knows the way back to camp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd unlike the rest of the hunting party...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eHe hasn't touched a single cold one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhile the boys are arguing about whose shot actually dropped the mallard, your four-legged chauffeur is already behind the wheel, patiently waiting to haul everybody home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWho's a good boy?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe designated driver.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eJob description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eRetrieve the ducks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eDrive the truck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eKeep the hunters out of trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAccept payment in beef jerky and belly rubs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Telling your buddies, \"Let the dog drive.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Riding shotgun while your retriever handles business.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Calling your dog the most responsible member of the group.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Extra treats after making it back to camp safely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause every hunt needs...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eA good dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eA muddy truck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd someone sober enough to find the camp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePardy Hardy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"SAGE \/ S","offer_id":58180905959727,"sku":"10606447","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SAGE \/ M","offer_id":58180905992495,"sku":"10606448","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SAGE \/ L","offer_id":58180906025263,"sku":"10606449","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SAGE \/ XL","offer_id":58180906058031,"sku":"10606450","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SAGE \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180906090799,"sku":"10606451","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SAGE \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180906123567,"sku":"10606452","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/MansBestBack.png?v=1784059400"},{"product_id":"dazed-s-s-tee","title":"DAZED S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAlright, alright, alriiiight... who's bringing the cooler?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome people celebrate the last day of school.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWe celebrate the first cold one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis graphic is our love letter to one of the greatest party movies ever made—where the paddles are polished, the coolers are overflowing, and nobody's making it home before sunrise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe neighborhood is buzzing. The garage door is up. Somebody just got baptized in an ice-cold cooler dump. The beer pong table has already claimed three victims. And somewhere in the distance, someone just yelled...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\"Run it back!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhether you're headed to the lake, the tailgate, the fraternity house, or your buddy's backyard \"that somehow turned into 200 people,\" this shirt was made for legendary summer nights and stories that probably shouldn't be repeated in front of your mom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWinning beer pong games you had no business winning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eGetting volunteered for the next cooler shower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eRiding around looking for \"the spot.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eClassic rock mysteriously becoming the only acceptable playlist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eRandom strangers asking where you got your shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSomeone saying, \u003ci\u003e\"Man... this reminds me of that movie.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAt Pardy Hardy, we believe every summer deserves one night that becomes \u003cb\u003ethe\u003c\/b\u003e story everyone tells for years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eJust don't be the guy who brought the warm beer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PARDY HARDY","offers":[{"title":"STORM \/ S","offer_id":58180916216111,"sku":"10606423","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STORM \/ M","offer_id":58180916248879,"sku":"10606424","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STORM \/ L","offer_id":58180916281647,"sku":"10606425","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STORM \/ XL","offer_id":58180916314415,"sku":"10606426","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STORM \/ 2XL","offer_id":58180916347183,"sku":"10606427","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STORM \/ 3XL","offer_id":58180916379951,"sku":"10606428","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2161\/5663\/files\/DazedBack.png?v=1784059602"},{"product_id":"fore-the-dead-s-s-tee","title":"FORE THE DEAD S\/S TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSome chase birdies... we chase good times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhether you're carding a respectable 78 or launching your fifth ball into the woods before the turn, one thing never changes...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe vibes stay immaculate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eFeaturing a psychedelic tribute to one of the most iconic bears to ever groove, this tee is built for the golfer who knows the score doesn't matter nearly as much as the cooler riding in the cart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe fairways are green.\u003cbr\u003eThe playlist is loud.\u003cbr\u003eThe beverages are cold.\u003cbr\u003eAnd your buddy is still insisting, \u003ci\u003e\"That one's definitely playable.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAround here, we don't believe in bad rounds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eJust... \u003cb\u003eextended beverage breaks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eScramble teams that somehow finish 14-under.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eCracking a cold one before the first tee time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eSummer golf trips with the boys.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eAccidentally spending more at the clubhouse than on greens fees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLooking like the coolest golfer in the foursome—even if you're shooting 104.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Declaring every mulligan \"for pace of play.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Calling every putt \"inside the leather.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Becoming the unofficial beverage cart coordinator.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Saying \"One more hole\" until the sun goes down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e• Someone asking, \u003ci\u003e\"Where'd you get that shirt?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eLife's too short to take golf seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif;\"\u003eGrip it. 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